As you can probably see from the thumbnail, there are a lot of things that liquid could be on that guy's back, but cum certainly isn't one of them. I've said it once and I'll say it again: Enough with the fake cum shots, folks! I mean, this is porn. Doesn't anybody cum for real anymore?

What can I begin to say about this?? This hot girl (she's totally the Sarah Silverman of farting porn, no wonder she and Jimmy broke up) plops her ass down right into the middle of an uncooked meatloaf and starts farting like she just downed a gallon of Mexican river water with her Chili Burrito. The best part about this is her friend that agreed to help her do this, who looks on in horror and bemusement the entire time, and fills the entire scene with more worthy quotes than we can count! Some of our favorites were "I don't want ANY PART of that meatloaf!" and "OH Its EVERYWHERE!". If the meatloaf farts don't do it for you, perhaps you'd enjoy her OTHER video, http://www.cakefarts.com/ , where she has a seat in the middle of a chocolate cake and works her ass exploding magic there. You can't make this stuff up! We may have to shut the site down folks, I don't think we'll ever find another porn as stupid as this one!

The question, 'Does size matter?' has been heavily debated since the dawn on man. Well, according to Baby Gangsta it sure does! Just watch this 19yr old midget as he screws half the women in his state. We say, "Rock On, Baby G!" Still with a website called MidgetCum...he just can't escape the annals of Stupid Porn

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to see a porn with real live people dressed as Smurf's fucking and speaking Spanish, then you're fuckin' weird..but you're in luck! This movie has all that and more! By more I mean, guys painted blue whistling the Smurf theme song while Smurfette takes turns Smurfing their Smurfs and of course the illustrious Gargamele-Smurfette scene at the end. All that cumming, and everybody still has blue balls. Har-dee-hah.

Does anyone find that disturbing? I can understand dressing up as someone else or even an animal suit, but a baby? That's more than stupid.

It seems that there is a niche market for adults that dress up as babies and get off on it.

This is the funniest website from Eastern Europe I've seen this month. Just Married Gays features 2 boys, one dressed as the groom, then the other dressed in drag as the bride. They enact the entire matrimony ceremony , then fuck each other in costume. Yum, drag wedding consumation. But notice from all the free samples that each "bride" is wearing the same dress. I wonder how expensive it is to get that thing dry cleaned for each porn shoot. Best quote from the website:

"Christina used to be really ugly as a guy, but as soon as she became a woman-she surely turned into a damn fine whore! Michael was really lucky to marry this slut. His friends were fortunate to get a piece of her ass at the wedding, too! Here's to free love!"

I'm sure most of you porn-surfers out there have stumbled upon the website Twinks For Cash before. This website plays off the idea of young guys having sex on camera for cash (which is such an original idea in porn). What you don't always realize is what kind of freak shows these kids must have sex with on camera. Hence, this guy. Whatever they paid the twink, it wasn't nearly enough to cover the therapy of having your dick sucked by this train wreck.

A horse is a horse of course of course, and no one can get fucked by a horse, or course. Unless of course this particular horse is the famous Mr Ed? We've seen some strange things here at Stupid Porn but this is a new one for me. Apparently you can get your own animatronic fuck horse on E-bay for under $500. Hey, Christmas is coming!

There are many kinds of Stupid Porn, from the stupid boys in odd costumes to the props
that were best left in the refrigerator, but each holds a special place to us - because shit happens and there was a camera there to prove it. We're mostly focused on the gay side of stupid,but we all know there is far worse on the other side.
Reggie - Editor (editor@stupidporn.com)

I'm sorry we have no bananas! We have no bananas because this freaky fruit fetishist has a plaintain up his ass. As an extra special stupidporn surprise have a gander at this guy fucking a birthday cake! This site even takes requests!

We've seen this before as cartoon porn, but this is the first time we've ever seen live action versions of it. In cartoons it's just goofy and weird. But it's really really fucked up that they can sell this in Japan, but you can't show cock and balls. We're not saying alot of the fetish stuff doesn't degrade women, but this is really revolting. Stick around for the oozing cumshot. You're sure to lose your lunch!

This is not so much a "Stupid Porn" as it is a clever pun black crack addicts.com is about not about black people who are addicted to crack, but people who are addicted to black crack. EG interracial rimming meant to " show the biggots [sic] there's a limit to [their] intolerance"

Ah, the hazards of roadside masturbation. You can't really complain about unwanted visitors when you're pulled over on the side of the road whackin' it, and filming it...and in this case talking on the phone or something. Still, it must be a buzz kill to have Grandpa come up and complement you on your masturbatory skills while you're shooting your load. To each his own I guess.

Usually BlacksOn Boys.com is the go to spot if you're into big dicked brothas duking the shit out of some twinky ass - usually in gang bang fashion. The boys are nuttin' but bitches to the hung studs. But this shoot includes a late 30's age latino with hair plugs and excess flab. At least they got the "BlacksOn..." part of the title right. Thank god the rest of 'em are hot. Sorry Victor... Wall of Fugly for you, papi

What's hotter than an dancing Asian chick with big inflatable pointy boobs? Probably a lot of things. Still, its oddly hypnotic. She's dressed sort of like a Stewardess, perhaps those are her floatation devices. They're also helpful in pointing out the emergency exits. We especially like the way they point up skyward in opposing directions. Hot.

Mothers, if you ever find yourselves walking hand in hand with your daughters on the beach on a nice Summer's Eve and your darling daughter brings up the question of vaginal freshness, quiz her thoroughly. You never know what kids today will be putting up there. I can't imagine that shoving a live fish in your pussy, especially such a large one, would be a great experience for either the fish or you (those fins especially worry us). Unless you want your junk to smell like China Town at closing time, I'd advise against this. They don't make a douche strong enough to tackle this sort of thing.

Who really gets off on a guy with a limp 2-feet-long dong? Um...someone stupid that's the answer. At least it's old so i guess I can say that the women didn't know any better. They didn't know that a limp dick is no good, what you really want is a hard foot-long schlong!

Do imagine if that was an unneutered Golden Retriever! I think that there would be a quick wrap up of the "threesome" or she might like it. I'm sure there is a market for pups in porn!

I don't quite no what to think of this girl. Maybe she's having a taste test, to see what surfaces are best for her to eat her food off of. I'm not quite sure how he ends up in the bathroom perched over the toilet giving it the ole' lick, but maybe she's searching for a dirty sanchez!

I'm not really sure why there is a porno that depicts Beavis and Butthead but its out there. In fact it's a three scene set! If you enjoyed watching the two nimrods sit around and talk about how much they wanted snatch now you can watch them get some (or the people version of them at least).

We're not sure this is really what goes on in a convent, but we are pretty sure they were right on track with the nuns er...pubic upkeep (or complete lack thereof) . These ladies are serving up some major hair pie, but then maybe the vatican doesn't approve of the Brazilian wax! And another thing that creeps us out...that horse hung priest that's doing some major damage to Sister Mary Clarence's "Holy Graille" there, bears a striking resemblance to Jonathan Frakes(Star Trek's "Will Riker"). Ugh.

Someone needs to tell this girl that you don't just shove a turnip up your ass and it'll nourish you. You cut it up and put it in soup...but I guess that's why she's pushing it out her ass, it's going up the wrong end!

Do you know what your straight porn is missing? It's missing a guy with balls the size of ostrich eggs bouncing on the cooch while he's fucking it. Yes, I said it, that's why this is the best porn ever and if finishes with the girl taking a huge load in her mouth. She's talented, that looks like a whole cup of cum!

Everyone has seen Jurassic Park and i'm sure that they took note of the "DO NOT FEED ANIMALS" sign but apparently they can feed you. In fact this bitch gets fed some raptor cock and looks like she is enjoying it. If you are one of those that get turned on by Jurassic cock then this is for you!

This is a video of a guy dry humping a giant cheeto, that is made of Cheetos while "I love you Cheetos" is repeated over and over again, set to soft jazz music...which goes on for 8:46. HOT.

Every once in a while copy for stupid porn just writes itself. This is the case with the church of the holy penis. Check out their prayers and their 'code': THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY PENISP.L.U.M.©(Penis Lovers Universal Movement)THE TEN FUCKING COMMANDMENTSThou shall have no other gods before me, PHALLUS.Thou shall love thy neighbor and his penis, balls and asshole as thyself and your penis, balls and asshole. AMEN! isn't that stupid? Or am I just not apart of the brethren?

Just what the world has been waiting for, a site full of celebrities photoshopped to look like they're bald. Er...hot. God Alicia Silverstone looks creepy that way. Also, I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't need Photoshop to see Brittany Spears bald, she'll go nuts and shave it off again soon enough. Most perplexing is that photo of Catherine Zeta Jones with long flowing locks on a site dedicated to bald women.

Now I'm not the brightest bulb on the place but inserting a lightbulb into your pussy might just be a stupid idea. Where would your mind have to be to insert something into your pussy that could shatter and rip your 'gina apart. Straight people just have plain stupid ideas!

These guys that make this site need to stop setting up spy cameras to catch guys in the shower and set one up over a grammar book. The grammar here is so bad it makes me look like an english professor at Harvard! Please, for our sake, learn how to spell and how to organize a coherent sentence, stupid!

Through the magic of avatars, bad animation, and people with too much time on their hands, you can now work out all of your repressed Catholic school angst with "Slave Nuns". Through countless images of "nuns extradited to strange rituals" or "bad crucified big-titted avatar ladies" as I like to call them, you can whack the night away, dispelling a little more of your boyhood frustration with every load you squeeze off. Fantastic!

This is a behind the scenes look at straight porn and this slut is one angry whore! She is so mad that no one can aim to hit her in the mouth. Where's your aim buddy? Straight men with no target accuracy! Shame on you stupid!

I think its safe for me to say you guys know this is stupid porn. Come on...on and ATV while your driving it, you would get a gazillion points off your licence for that. Plus fucking in the air suspended below a cliff is not only dangerous because the roap can snap think of the wind currents. Don't you guys know that you can slam into the sharp jagged rocks below or next to you if you fuck too rough? I guess it is kinda hot to live on the edge or in their case over the edge!

There should be something said about a girl who would like to be fingered in her pussy while someone shoves a scalpel up there. I just want to know where in her mind does she think that's a safe thing to do...she's just stupid no other word can describe her!

I just don't know what to say. I know alot of people get turned on by the danger involved in outdoors sex but when it comes to that, there must be a limit. This woman is having sex with a snowman and by the smile on his face he must be enjoying it. I have a few questions like: isn't here pussy cold? Are her nips hard? Is he well endowed? Nonetheless snowmen fucking women, or fucking at all...that's just stupid!

All I can say after seeing that video is wow. Can someone really enjoy shoving vegetables up their ass? Not only vegetables either fruits, two oranges to be precise. There's only one thing I have to say to him: buddy you are putting that in the wrong end, stupid!

There are some people that enjoy being slammed by a 40 ft. ogre and ravaged by a basilik or whatever that big monster with the tencles is. To me, however, it doesn't seem to be very enjoyable, i would doubt that there is any way to not writhe in pain from that mammoth of a dick. I know its anime but come on at least show something that is close to being a situation that can happen!

I don't know how this is so much porn as it is just some random weird thought of some nerd. Here we have little girls attacked by mutated outlaws? Ok it has been said before but now I really mean it this is some stupid shit!

Erupting pussy's and female ejaculation is something that we touched on before. This "eruption" is nothing that we particulary know how to categorize, seeing that its coming out of her ass. We do have theories and one of them is that its actually milk that is coming out of her ass. Someon needs to tell that girl milk comes out of your boobs not your ass, stupid!

This is quite possibly the nerdiest porn concept I've ever seen! This is perfect for the straight boy who spends hours a day masturbating to Star Trek reruns. Sexy Barbarella-esque (Boobarella?) girls are invaded and probed by some losers in alien suits. Its hilarious. Mr Sulu, Warp speed!

Have problems with the taste of cum? Find it a little too salty for you? It’s a simple problem to solve. Just spray a ton of canned whipped cream all over your face just before he shoots. I mean, who doesn't keep one of those right next to the bed? Apparently this girl does. It seems fairly pointless to me, since she keeps her mouth closed tight for the facial, and doesn't get any cum in her mouth anyway. As for the "bitch ass dude" punching out the videographer, there's no way in hell that wasn't staged.

Put on your ponchos and grab your umbrellas folks because that pussy's going to blow! Just like "Old Faithful" these geyers erupt on a regular basis. Basically the site features girls who shoot a lot of, well...something out of their ginas. I'm not sure if its water, or if its pee, or perhaps its even its female ejaculation as the site would like for us to believe. Whatever it is, its gross! Caution: Erupting pussy ahead!

Things were rough back in ancient times. Food was scare, plagues were rampant, and apparently there was a seriously shortage of decent tail. This is evident in this ancient sculpture in which a couple of dudes are tag-teaming a horse. Maybe the other people around weren't especially attractive or maybe they just thought that particular horse was really hot. I don't know, but I'm with that woman in the background there. I'm covering my eyes.

I stared at this for about 15 minutes totally speechless before I could even begin to think about what to say about it. It's a dude fucking E.T., or girl E.T. E.Tina? I mean...where do I even start? At first I was transfixed by the quality of the costume. Someone actually spent a lot of time with latex and makeup to make this happen. Then I stared into space for a while wondering how long that poor woman sat in the makeup chair for. I think this one pretty much speaks for itself. Its as creepy as it is fascinating. If the guy fucking her is named Elliot I'll die.

Mom's going to be seriously pissed off when she finds out you did "dirty things" in her favorite pair of stocking's. After all, they weren't really designed to hold big floppy dongs. If you like twinky boys in floral fishnets then you've come to the right place. Not to nitpick, but I can't help but notice the complete and total absence of actual panties on the site. Not that I noticed. Not that I wear them. Not that I love the feel of smooth silky lady panties against my...Nevermind.

With illiteracy being such a huge problem in this country its nice to see that the civic-minded individuals over at WifeWriting.Com are stepping up to the plate and doing something about it! Black-cock-loving married white women in their 20's can now get an English lesson along with their dose of 10 inch ebony cock. Writing things like "insert cock here" can also serve as an instructional for less savvy would be fuckers new to the scene. The whole concept is ridiculous, but I love the idea of these girls taking the bus home with "Black cock only!" written on their foreheads in bold permanent marker.

What a huge cock you have Grandma, the better to fuck you with my dear! Just what we needed, another pleasant childhood memory forever soiled. This site takes an innocent trip to Grandma's house and turns it into a full on gang-bang. This time though the "big bad Wolf" has friends and little red riding hood gets ridden in an entirely different way than when my Mom told the story. Its even all written in rhyme. Classic!

Grandpa no! Get out of my orgy! I'm not really sure where to begin with this. Basically 5 or 6 frat boys get together and take turns fucking Father Time. Peel back the wrinkles, find the hole and you're good to go I guess. Gross.

Somebody thought a singing penis was sexy enuf to put the dough behind the expensive CGI equipment to do this budding Pavarotti right. What they never figured is that listeners like their music from the horse's mouth and their staffs of choice to make music in other ways. Thank God the dick ain't tone deaf!

We like the handi-capable as much as anyone, but a site specifically catering to people who fetishize the disabled kinda gives us the creeps. You have to respect the internet for its variety though. If Oseogenis Imperfecta gets you hot (and you know it does), I guess this is the place to go!

Undoubtably, two horny lesbians holed up alone in a motel room has become so humdrum, no one is likely to crease the knees of their suit, poking an eye through the keyhole. Enter Barney, the megazilla of menage a trois's, accompanied by a heavy metal soundtrack!

I will say something about avatar sex and I will only say one thing. Please have real sex...and not just simulated sex with an avatar, get a life people!

It's been said before and it will once again need to be stated: straight people are crazy! Who would think that some monster covered in dildoes is really porn come on.

Are you addicted to pornography? Have you considered getting help for these sins? Are you ready to accept Jesus as your personal savior? You might want to consider some of these questions as you masturbate, so why not let pastor-hottie Craig Gross help you through these problems as he preaches on how to abstain from falling victim to sexual sin. Watch him closely, listen to his words, and think about how deep down below that flamingly-pink polo shirt is a throbbing cock just begging for some release. You might even want to whip it out and imagine spraying a juicy load right in his virgin face. So go on, pull one for Jesus!
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It's a good thing its only women that are stupid enough to take phone sex to mean shoving the phone up her twat. Umm....need I say stupid or is it already implied?

It just wouldn't be Christmas without taking the time to point out what a perv Santa really is. This jolly old man has had us worried enough as it is over the years with his semi-pedophiliac adoration of children and his sadomasochistic treatment of elves, now you can view an entire photo gallery on the sick sexual practices of this lonely old bastard. Happy Holidays!

I guess what they say is true. The Catholic Church really is doing just about anything to get the Generation Xers (or is that XXXers?) into the church. And the nuns sure have come a long way since back in my day. In the good ol' days, the nuns would just slap your hand with a ruler if you got out of line, now apparently they'll strap on a dildo and pummel your ass harder than Tara Reid's pussy at a frat party. I'm not sure what's going on with the silver sequined fuck-me pumps. I guess the power of Christ compelled her!

Chew toys are definately and apporpriate gift for fido, your small but energetic dog. A sex doll, however, is not an appropriate toy and should not be given to him. Since when do dogs need sex dolls what's next their own brand of lubricant?

The pioneers of this great country faced many hardships along that dusty trail out west. If getting robbed and ass-fucked by a couple of hot guys in chaps was one of those hardships, I don't remember hearing about it in school. Then again, the history teacher always did leave the good stuff out. "Black Mustang" and "Billy the Kid" go around seducing, robbing and butt-fucking poor little twink cowboys (specifically little white twink cowboys, they make a point of saying that again and again). I guess what Mother said was true: "If you're going to get robbed and ass-fucked in the Old West, it may as well be by a couple of muscle guys in chaps." At least that's what MY Mom always said.

I could understand the facsination with elvira, she has big boobs but the fascination should end there. These sluts are playing up on Buffy the vampire slayer too much someone please slay these stupid sluts!

One boy, his cock, and a...tablesaw? I don't think getting naked and jerking off next to a tablesaw would agree with shop class procedures. But I guess you have to give him credit for imagination...damn fool.

Here's a basic hygiene tip next time you show up for a porn shoot: Before going to the trouble of getting naked and tied up, please make sure there are no nasty deoderant chunks in your arm pits. Your pornographer (and your viewers) will thank you. That is all.

You see we can understand the fascination with asses but why when they are sleeping? It seems to be the case that his rimming was so boring these girls fell alseep! hey stupid smarten up only gay guys can give a good rim job and they would not waste their skills on those holes!

One girl, one stuffed bunny, one horribly stupid porn scene. So why have sex with a stuffed animal in the first place? The site claims surfers can pretend to "substitute the bunny for yourself." Amazing.

Apparently being trampled on women is not only a straight man's folly but also his dreams. Who knows wats going through these guys' heads but i'll tell you one thing heels belong on the floor not in te crack of my back!

Apparently being trampled on women is not only a straight man's folly but also his dreams. Who knows wats going through these guys' heads but i'll tell you one thing heels belong on the floor not in te crack of my back!

Just in time for Thanksgiving, here is a ridiculous photo set of a guy named Peter jerking off on top of an overly elaborate dinner set for Thanksgiving, complete with a turkey. Watch and enjoy as Peter defaces a revered American holiday tradition!

I can understand the heels and the bra but i'm not so sure about the shrimp thats under that heel. I know people get off on a whole host of things but I think PETA is going to have to intervene. Its great to get off but not at the expense of a helpless animal!

This has got to be the first time I've ever seen someone demonstrate a fetish for ironing. Now maybe this guy just gets off on feeling a little heat down there, but when your fetish carries the possibility of potentially mutilating your goods, the risk isn't worth the end results. My advice? Get a more normal fetish and start squatting on fire hydrants like the rest of us!

Some things never change. The sky will always be blue, rum will never mix with tequilla, and farts will always be funny. And thankfully, YouLoveGayPorn has started posting some of the worst (best) farting videos from around the web. Check out their small but growing collection of fart vids

These straight guys these days will come up with any reason to get into a woman's underwear but the pantyhose...that might be a step too far. I can understand the panties but guys in pantyhose getting fucked in the ass by a woman with a strap-on...thats stupid!

Finally, a website that exposes Barbie's husband Ken for the slut that he is. While Ken's out there pretending to be Barbie's oh-so-perfect husband, behind-the-scenes he's taking it in the ass from G.I. Joe and the entire platoon! What a skank, especially for a guy with no genitalia.

I don't know about you, but nothing gets me more in the mood to suck cock than lying in a hospital bed bleeding from a gaping head wound. That's HOT! Come on guys, I know a lot of people enjoy fantasizing about playing doctor, but seriously--the bloody bandage on the head is just tacky.

It just wouldn't be Halloween without cheap plastic costumes, candy that rots your teeth, and a guy dressed as a devil fucking a pumpkin. Happy Halloween!

Warning to chocolate lovers everywhere: AVOID THIS SITE!! It's no secret that Eating the tantalizing child of the coco bean can be a powerful aphrodisiac, but these people got a little confused.  Chocolate enemas and fisting sessions mixed with cums shots is not only a turn off, its just plain messy.  If I were working for Hersey, I'd sue!!